QuietAscension's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Banshee]

I remember checking out this guy's website. It was pretty cool. Pretty unfindable now.

[Jesus' Betrayal : What Really Went Down]

OH FUCK THE TEAMUP OF MINUTE HOUR AND UMAMI THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED I'M GONNA NUT

[Patient Haste: No Evil 042]

I love how Clark is clearly an aspiring voice actor who invested in a proper mic and the rest of the crew hasn't upgraded in years

[This is Awesome! (For Squirrels) : Foamy The Squirrel]

At this point I just skip through your videos till I see tits.

[RESIDENT EVIL 4: ASHLEY THE TERRIBLE]

Please itemize which of these bits are fetishistic for you. Not for ridicule, just so I can stop theorizing.

[Miss Kitty Sees You]

Miss Kitty got a booty

[31]

Very cool art if you made it yourself, but pretty boring as an animation goes. I guess if you're just trying to have a cool way to present your stuff it's awesome though

[For Mom]

Very well done in tone, pacing and direction.
Full of feels.
Hurts even more for people who didn't really have a great mom.

[Sprocky Spittoon]

I was really hoping I would enjoy this, given your history and my love of both Steampunk and the Beatles....

However, the audio quality is REALLY bad on the vocals - Not just acceptably bad but it actually hurt my ears due to poor levelling and such. And as for the vocalists themselves - Eh, nothing amazing but I couldn't fault you for that. It's the lyrics.

As a general rule for writing good steampunk pieces, no one IN a steampunk setting should ever utter the word 'steampunk'. Just like people in sci fi settings don't regard their surroundings as 'futuristic'. It's illogical and lacks subtlety.

The animation and concept are great - Just needs better execution.

[Mormons VS South Park]

Amazing. You clearly put alot of work into every aspect of this.